All Stars

So this weekend me and a friend went over to Matzah's house to watch my boy Dwight Howard get robbed in the dunk contest. Unbeknownst to us, there had been a miscommunication because Matzah had actually driven to Vegas to see the Big Game live. Joke was on him though, cuz that game was totally sold-out, like weeks ago! So while me and my buddy kicked it on Matzah's couch and enjoyed the NBA's annual reenactment of the Biggie/Tupac feud, Matzah was forced to party with celebrities and gamble in luxurious casinos filled to the brim with perfectly legal, well-regulated, and surprisingly affordable prostitutes. After my friend and I had scored fixes for our basketball joneses, we decided to cruise around Matzah's hood and do a little shopping. I made a video: